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Get this fucking kid away from me.

Get this fucking kid away from me.

(Source: awkwardstockphotos, via suddenlynixon)

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perfectprosecutor:

Edgeworth, why are you in Phoenix’s office? XDD And look who else is here! :D

 Hot.

perfectprosecutor:

Edgeworth, why are you in Phoenix’s office? XDD And look who else is here! :D

 Hot.

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justcallmekitten asked: Um... Thanks..?

...Do you mean Charley...?

And, gotcha. Right, don't wanna make a mess.

Indeed I do mean that sweet piece of grass… or whatever. 

But he said you were his owner or whatever, right? Does this mean I have you ask you for permission to take him out or something?

justcallmekitten asked: ...Did you just... Hit on me Mr.Cactus?

Well, I do suppose any work out is a good work out. Do you jump with your pot still connected to you? Or...?

…MMMMaybe. But now I got the hots for someone closer to my own Kingdom, y’know what I mean? You’re still gorgeous, though.

Of course the pot’s still attached! Otherwise I’d just get dirt everywhere! Fucking messy.

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bluebadgerbitches:

 DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

ARE YOU BASHING MY MAN?

I AM ON TO YOU, CACTUS.

Hey, just stating my personal experience, man! I miss my Jake. He was just so much cooler…

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DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

bluebadgerbitches:

 DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

WHAT DO I MEAN?

NO ONE WANTS TO SEX UP A CACTUS. NOT EVEN CHARLEY. AND CERTAINLY NOT JAKE.

THOUGH I’D FUCK HIS BROTHER…BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT. YOU KILLED MY BUDDING ROMANCE WITH CHARLEY.

YOU FUCKING HOMEWRECKER.

Whoever said I was in it for sex? I’m a plant. I don’t even do that shit. I just thought lil’ Charley there looked cute. Big whoop.

You seem to be the less trustworthy here, though. From what I can see you’re with that Meekins fella, aren’t ya? Man practically drowns me most often. Surprised I’m still here.

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DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

bluebadgerbitches:

greenandprickly:

“Dirty?” Get the fuck out. That Meekins dude actually attempts to dust me off at some points. Can’t say it ends well, though.

 DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

BUT HAS JAKE FUCKING MARSHALL ASKED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU?

NO. HE HASN’T.

BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS PRICKLES IN THEIR PENIS.

The fuck does that have to do with anything? I’d never sex up my owner. It’s practically incest.